I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Randomize
