no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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