Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
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You. Win. At. Life.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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