I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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