that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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