on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Less talking, more tequila
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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