So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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