1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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