Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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