My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize
