I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I hate all girls vehemently.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Clearly I made an impression.
Or at least your vagina did.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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