If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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