The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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