Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
Randomize
