Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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