shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
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