trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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