I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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