i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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