There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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