i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
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