shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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