Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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