ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
I cut my penus on the lid.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
This is my gift to your gina
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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