your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
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