I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
