if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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