is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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