Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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