operation harelip BJ is a go
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
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