just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
you never un-have a 4some
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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