so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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