She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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