i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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