My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
My bed smells like the plague
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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