And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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