i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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