I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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