Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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