there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I've blown a few things in my day
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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