Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
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