U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
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