we're blogging at a bar
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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