ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
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