That's intense
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
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