like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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