how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
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