S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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