Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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