Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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