no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Two words: nipple clamps
Randomize
